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I'm Not A Mermaid | Anti-Chlorine Body Repair Gel

Name: I'm Not A Mermaid | Anti-Chlorine Body Repair Gel
Brand: NIDÉCO
Price: 323.00 NOK
Availability: InStock

323,00 kr

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Vegan Formula

Cruelty-free

Made in France

The answer to water-damaged skin. This creamy body gel addresses chlorine irritation, hard water tightness, burns, and chronic dryness through aloe vera's emollient thirst-quenching relief, kombu algae (Laminaria digitata) for collagen-boosting repair and tone, caper (Capparis spinosa) for redness reduction and sensitivity calming, seawater's mineral-rich barrier strengthening, and sunflower oil for smoothing hydration. Co-created with nearly 4,000 people, recommended by socio-aestheticians for chemotherapy-sensitized skin and RKS physiotherapists for cancer support, and formulated in France with 97% natural-origin ingredients—the fresh, quick-penetrating jelly soothes instantly, doesn't stick to clothing, repairs crocodile texture, and prevents long-term sensitization from repeated water contact.

Ingredients

AQUA, GLYCERIN, HELIANTHUS ANNUUS SEED OIL, SODIUM ACRYLATES COPOLYMER, C10-18 TRIGLYCERIDES, ALOE BARBADENSIS LEAF EXTRACT, SEA WATER, CAPPARIS SPINOSA FRUIT EXTRACT, LAMINARIA DIGITATA EXTRACT, HYDROLYZED GARDENIA FLORIDA EXTRACT, ETHYLHEXYLGLYCERIN, PENTYLENE GLYCOL, TOCOPHEROL, OCTYLDODECYL MYRISTATE, MALTODEXTRIN, CAPRYLYL GLYCOL, LECITHIN, SILICA, DECYLENE GLYCOL, SQUALENE, BETA-SITOSTEROL, PARFUM

Ideal for

All skin types experiencing chlorine irritation, hard water tightness, burns, post-swim dryness, chemotherapy sensitivity, or chronic water-induced reactivity

Eco-responsability

Co-created with 4,000 community members led by Sarah's pentathlon training water damage experience. Formulated in France with 97% natural-origin ingredients including marine botanicals and mineral-rich seawater. Recommended by hospital socio-aestheticians for fragile patient skin and RKS physiotherapists for breast cancer rehabilitation. Packaged in recyclable bottles with Yuka perfect 100/100 score validation.

I'm Not A Mermaid | Anti-Chlorine Body Repair Gel

323,00 kr

Soothing

Repair

Hydration

Restoration

Protection

Vitality

The Water Damage Reversal System

Benefits.

I'm Not A Mermaid delivers aloe vera for emollient, thirst-quenching relief of chlorine and limescale tightness, kombu algae (Laminaria digitata) for collagen production boosting and anti-aging repair, caper fruit extract (Capparis spinosa) for redness reduction and dryness calming, seawater (mineral-loaded) for barrier strengthening and detoxification, and sunflower oil for softening moisture retention. Validated through 200-person beta testing for concentrated hydration and enhanced creamy sensoriality. Used by medical professionals.

The Marine Repair Complex

Kombu algae repairs water damage through collagen stimulation and premature aging reversal. Seawater delivers calcium, magnesium, minerals to strengthen compromised barrier and revitalize stressed skin. Aloe vera provides immediate emollient relief, caper soothes redness and sensitivity—four marine actives reverse chronic water stress.

The Protocol

Apply jelly to clean, dry body skin morning and/or evening. Massage gently in circular motions for penetration and circulation stimulation. Use post-swim for chlorine neutralization, post-shower for hard water relief, or as thick layer for sunburn repair. Dresses immediately without sticking.

The Hard Water Science

Calcium and magnesium ions (water hardness) deposit on skin surface as micro-crystals, especially in hot water. Result: tightness, tingling, dryness, irritation, redness, flaking, red patches. Chlorine exacerbates through oxidative aggression. Multi-mineral formula dissolves deposits, restores hydrolipidic film, prevents chronic sensitization—immediate relief, lasting protection.

How to use.

01

Preparation

Apply generous amount to clean, dry body skin. For post-swim or shower relief: immediate application. For sunburn: thick layer application. For chemotherapy sensitivity: gentle daily use.

02

Application

Massage gently in circular motions to enhance penetration and stimulate microcirculation. Fresh, creamy gel absorbs quickly without residue—dress immediately without clothing transfer or stickiness.

03

Preservation

This is water resilience: apply post-swim to neutralize chlorine, post-shower to counteract limescale, evening for overnight repair. Athletes find relief, patients find gentleness, everyone finds softness—crocodile texture dissolved, burns soothed, barrier restored. Water no longer wounds.

Super ingredients.

Aloe Vera & Caper

Aloe barbadensis provides emollient, thirst-quenching hydration famous for chlorine and limescale tightness relief plus post-sun soothing. Capparis spinosa (caper) fruit extract delivers anti-inflammatory redness reduction and dryness calming for sensitive, reactive skin—dual botanical emergency response for water-stressed epidermis.

Kombu Algae & Seawater

Laminaria digitata (kombu) extract tones, protects, and repairs through collagen production boosting and premature aging combat. Seawater (mineral-loaded) strengthens cutaneous barrier with revitalizing, detoxifying calcium and magnesium for resilience restoration. Together, they reconstruct water-compromised skin—marine wisdom, medical validation, lasting repair.

our commitment

clean and sustainable french skincare.

made in france.

Handcrafted in the South of France, guaranteeing quality and expertise. Each product is the result of unique craftsmanship.

Pure & raw ingredients.

A synergy of nature and science. We select potent, bio-available actives for their proven performance and exceptional efficacy on the skin.

Eco-responsibility.

Recycled glass bottles, compostable packaging, upcycling ingredients. A deliberate production to preserve the actives and avoid waste.

Ecocert certified.

With Cosmos Organic and Cosmos Natural labelled products, guaranteeing the irreproachable quality of the ingredients.

a deliberate dialogue

your questions, answered.

We value clarity and consideration. This page gathers our most requested answers; for anything else, our team responds with the same care as our selection.

When will results be visible?

Meaningful change is built, not rushed; the ritual reveals its full expression with consistent use over time.Early improvements can appear progressively, while enduring results follow continuity rather than speed.

Is this suitable for sensitive skin or scalp?

Formulations are selected for quality and tolerance, yet responses vary from person to person.For topicals, perform a patch test before full use and review the complete ingredient list on the product page.For wellness ingestibles, follow on‑pack directions and consult a professional if unsure.

How do I integrate this into my ritual?

Each composition is designed to refine or replace a step; see “The Ritual” on this page for precise placement.Keep the routine simple and consistent—clear, repeatable steps support better adherence and results.

Where do you ship, and what are the costs?

Our curation is currently available to clients in Sweden, Denmark, and Norway. A clear, localized shipping rate is calculated at checkout, and we are pleased to offer complimentary shipping for all orders over a certain value. You can review our full shipping philosophy on our dedicated policy page.

What is the Allnord curation philosophy?

Allnord presents a meticulous edit of French cosmetics, shaped by savoir‑faire and an insistence on what is proven, pure, and purposeful; not more, just better.
Every formula is admitted on merit—measurable efficacy, ingredient integrity, and a narrative that respects the craft.

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I'm Not A Mermaid | Anti-Chlorine Body Repair Gel